This week marks the beginning of the March of the Clowns! Or last week was supposed to, but I'm a flakey fucknugget and lack discipline. Either way, the review of the day is We All Scream for Ice Cream, (blog post) a story made by the director of Child's Play for a Showtime television series. Think Twilight Zone, or Outer Limits, without the deep

THE MARCH OF THE CLOWNS 2022 kicks off with a cult classic slasher from 1987, Blood Harvest! Tiny Tim stars as Mervo the Magnificent, a clown who happens to be around while a horror movie occurs. People are missing, the final girl is being tormented, and the director is trying to figure out how many scenes (blog post) he can get her in with as li

One of the reasons it took so long for a Terminator 3 to happen is because James Cameron, like him or not, is actually one of those Hollywood guys with a modicum of respect for the material. He felt there was nowhere (blog post) to go from Terminator 2... so the studio found a couple guys who did and action movies had THEM crank out the sequel! S